noukat hayawanat

 

Galik hada wahed l9ared "singe" sakran, tale3 fou9 wahed chajra"arbre" o howa ichof wahed timssah"crocodile" o howa i9ol lih" kebarti a boubrays

 

Galik hada ouahd elfile galsse kay3oum ou ouahd chwia jatte sahbtou enemla galt lou asa7bi bghit n3oum ou ma3ndich mayou slefni dialk houa igol liha nti hm9a ana nslef lik mayou nta3i bache tous3ih lia 
 
Galk hadi wahed dwida tlakat m3a sahbtha o galtlih chhal f sa3a lkhra madthach fiha o hia tgoliha sahbtha :malk fik bnadm

Galek hado 2 klab wahd maghribi o lakhor mirikani tlakaw f tanja o tssahbo.dak miricani gale l kalb maghribi sir nta lmirican o khilini ana f maghrib. men ba3d 3am tlakaw f tanja.o dak kalb miricani sawal l kalab maghribi galih kif jatek mican galih wa3ra ,nass zwinin,dimoccratia...o maghribi galih kif jak maghrib galih 3amri mahasite brassi kalb hata jit lmaghrib...

Hada wahde lahmar raba ach3are iwa amcha lamraya bache ichouf rasou iwa amcha abka ichouf f rasou ou gal: barab ila 3oude

Galik hada wahed dari mabli b lgolvazour mli kaykon f dar bhal daba baghi yakoul kaygoul l mou lwalida bghayte wahed l kou ola illa kan baghi lflouss kaygoul l bah lwalide chi 2 kou mohim mbli bzzzaf hia hadik bah gale had dari mrid 3andi radi ndih ltbib mohim dah 3and tbib galih tbib ach 3andek a waldi gali 3andi kwari hamrin o hwa ygoul tbib l bah had dari khassek t3awed lih la casse 

Galek hada crocodil(timssah) wdoub w jmel tla9aw bdou nta3 ssif bdaw tayessawelou binathoum koulha fin radi ydawez sif bda doub galhoum ana ranemchi lcanada 3amera 3ssel welraba wa3era wmatayessed3ni hede nad jmel galhoum anji lmaroc sehera wchemicha bbbbiiikkkhhhhiiirr wja lcrocodil galhoum moi je pare en france!! galoulou 3lach la france galhoum parske les francais on touss une grande geull comme moi

 

 


Hada wahd tbib dyal srak a zite.kan kidaouihoum .wahd l mara kan dakhl wahd l srak a zite 3and tbib wou houwa tlaka sahbou kalou malk asahbi.kalou ana marchouch wou lakhor kalou wou nta malk .kalou ana msandal

Hada sba3 dayer 3id lmilad 3rad 3la lhayawanat boubrays mahdarch galihom sba3 siro jibouh liya fine makane mcha eddib wrja3 kollo mfassal mcha lfil rja3 halto mcha nmer rja3 kolo damm sba3 galm had chi bazzaf 3la boubrays mni mcha l9a boubrays tala3 fo9 dhar timsah wkygoulih 3ammi hta hada m3ahoum 

 
Hada 1 khina kay9tal f debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al 9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra o 2 fo9 telephone

1 khina kaydoor bant lih chi ktba f 1 jerda ! mamnoo3 dokhol perroquet khatir ! awah perroquet o khatir lah ita ndkhol ! dkhol l9a perroquet marboot f 1 chejra maktoob 7dah ! ma tfkkouch ! awah lah ita nfkko ! ghir fkko howa yghawat : wa ch3ayba ! ha 1 lvictime 3awtani ! iwa Bali

9alek hada wa7id chaaaaref 3ando 7mar wé wa7d jro 9alek howa rakeb fo9 dik le7mar we kidrab feh zid zid !! we jro machi m3ahom chi7aja dik le 7mar dar feh 9alo baraka madrab jahowa 9al oooh 7mar kihdar we tekhla3 web9a kijri we dik jro m3ah jaa howa w9aff 7it 3ya be jri ja dik jro dar feh 9alo aba 3la khal3aaaa !! 

Hada wahed rajel 3endou 7mar o kelb o tal3in jbel. daba rajel b9a kayenghez fhadak lehmar hta le7mar tle3 lou dem o 9allou"WA BCHWIYA 3LIK A SA7BI" o houwa rajel ytekhle3 9al "AW LE7MAR KAYEHDER" o b9a kayjerri kayjerri 7ta wsel lrass dial jbel o kelbou tab3ou. fach ja lkelb 9al lih"WA KHLE3NA DAK LE7MAR3"

Hada wahed la soirée dial l firane(souris) chwiya dkhal wahed l far dareb trois kart ou dayrin bih 4 dial toubat kbar, wahed l fouyra galt l sa7ebtha: nti gouli liya chkoun hadek?wi hiya tjawebha: a wili ma3raftihch, hadak rah 3andou seb3at l9awadess f derb ghallef!!!

 

Hada wahd lkissme kay ykraw fih rie les animaux wahd nhar
swlhoum loustad 3la lhayawan li kay hzou 3lih latkal nakz lkard galih lhmar ou howa sswl houm loustade 3wtani chkounhouwa lhayawan lmklh(stupide) nakaz lkard ou gal lhmar, ou houwa igoulih lhmar ila knti mdouble khalina nkraw 

9alik hada wahad lhawli d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih ph ph ph 3la kadba

 
Jouj begrat kanou f'lhssida. wahda swlat loukhra:wash makhayfash bmarade jonoun lba9ar? jawbatha: 3lash nkhaf yak ana 3aoud

9alik hada wahad osstad sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3 kharmoucha.

Hada wa7d sra9 zit (cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l aflam dlkhawf 

9alk hada wa7d fraissa ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l fraissa nta wjhk mna9at fraissa 9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a 

Hada wahed dhiyyich (ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi, wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?" 

Hadou 2 dabanat barkin tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum
la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!

Hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal"

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